{"id":2885,"date":"2021-01-03T18:52:56","date_gmt":"2021-01-03T18:52:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ditext.com\/wordpress\/?p=2885"},"modified":"2021-01-04T16:54:32","modified_gmt":"2021-01-04T16:54:32","slug":"mama-morten-explains-the-nature-of-communism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ditext.com\/wordpress\/2021\/01\/03\/mama-morten-explains-the-nature-of-communism\/","title":{"rendered":"Mama Morton explains the nature of communism"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Y-Fz-_lkWzM\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<\/p><p>\nAnd now, ladies and gentlemen\n<br>The Keeper of the Keys, the Countess of the Clink\n<br>The Mistress of Murderers Row\n<br>Matron Mama Morton\n<\/p><p>\nAsk any of the chickies in my pen\n<br>They&#8217;ll tell you I&#8217;m the biggest mother hen\n<br>I love them all and all of them love me\n<br>Because the system works, the system called reciprocity\n<\/p><p>\nGot a little motto\n<br>Always sees me through\n<br>When you&#8217;re good to Mama\n<br>Mama&#8217;s good to you\n<\/p><p>\nThere&#8217;s a lot of favors\n<br>I&#8217;m prepared to do\n<br>You do one for Mama\n<br>She&#8217;ll do one for you\n<\/p><p>\nThey say that life is tit for tat\n<br>And that&#8217;s the way I live\n<br>So, I deserve a lot of tat\n<br>For what I&#8217;ve got to give\n<\/p><p>\nDon&#8217;t you know that this hand\n<br>Washes that one, too?\n<br>When you&#8217;re good to Mama\n<br>Mama&#8217;s good to you\n<\/p><p>\nIf you want my gravy\n<br>Pepper my rag\u00f9\n<br>Spice it up for Mama\n<br>She&#8217;ll get hot for you\n<\/p><p>\nWhen they pass that basket\n<br>Folks contribute to\n<br>You put in for Mama\n<br>She&#8217;ll put out for you\n<\/p><p>\nThe folks atop the ladder\n<br>Are the ones the world adores\n<br>So boost me up my ladder, kid\n<br>And I&#8217;ll boost you up yours\n<\/p><p>\nLet&#8217;s all stroke together\n<br>Like the Princeton crew\n<br>When you&#8217;re strokin&#8217; Mama\n<br>Mama&#8217;s strokin&#8217; you\n<\/p><p>\nSo what&#8217;s the one conclusion\n<br>I can bring this number to?\n<br>When you&#8217;re good to Mama\n<\/p><p>\nMama&#8217;s good to you (ah yeah)\n<\/p><p><hr>\nSongwriters: Fred Ebb \/ John Kander\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now, ladies and gentlemen The Keeper of the Keys, the Countess of the Clink The Mistress of Murderers Row Matron Mama Morton Ask any of the chickies in my pen They&#8217;ll tell you I&#8217;m the biggest mother hen I love them all and all of them love me Because the system works, the system &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ditext.com\/wordpress\/2021\/01\/03\/mama-morten-explains-the-nature-of-communism\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mama Morton explains the nature of communism&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-communism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ditext.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ditext.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ditext.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ditext.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ditext.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2885"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/ditext.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2892,"href":"https:\/\/ditext.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2885\/revisions\/2892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ditext.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ditext.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ditext.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}